I’m no duck! I’m a puppy. They call me Scooter. I don’t know what that means! My house has a tiny, tiny pig. I haven’t heard it say “oink” yet. What kind of a pig doesn’t say “oink”? I have a mom who stays home with me and three medium sisters. There used to be a golden here too. I don’t know if it was a boy or a girl but the angels came and it turned into one too. I have a pool too. You shouldn’t drink the water- just jump in and make your paws so rally fast. If you don’t you’ll sink. I guess ducks don’t worry about sinking but puppies do. I need a swimming jacket I think. Bye from Mallard — the new Scooter.